Easter

Spring is in the air, the garden is starting to bloom, and there’s another holiday on the horizon.

Observational analysis hypothesizes that an increase of auricular amputations of confectionary rabbits happens every spring. In layman’s terms, that means when it comes to chocolate bunnies, 59% of us eat the ears first.

The rabbits are experiencing a population surge, and the laying hens are perplexed why their eggs are suddenly so colorful.